Wanking tips and techniques from a seasoned pro

1. The Massagey-Wank

When you're about to spill your beans, begin massaging the base of your penis with the first two fingers of your left hand, just above where it joins the balls. This is the area stimulated by the woman's vagina during doggy-style and will lead to a blistering orgasm.

2. The Poky-Bot Wank

Right hand wanks as normal and a finger from the left hand is put up the arse to massage the prostate. Middle finger works best. Wash your hands afterwards.

3. The Waiting Game

This works best after not having had a wank for 2 days or more, but can be enjoyed any time. Begin wanking. As you approach the point of no return, stop and wait for a few minutes. Deep breaths usually help to stave off the inevitable at this stage. Begin your fun again, making sure you do not reach orgasm this time either. Repeat the process till you've been wanking for around 45 minutes or more, then get ready - you'll need a bucket and some industrial floor mops. Get up your favourite pic or video clip to finish to and unleash hell.

4. Develop a Fetish

Nothing builds "wankticipation" like waiting for something well filthy to download. Be sensible and don't pick anything illegal. No wank is worth jail time. But at least try Goth, Exotic or pregga porn (we don't do that here... yet).

5. Buy a Fleshlight

Stop wanking with your hand like a poor person and buy your own Fleshlight. It's as close as it comes to the real thing. You can now order them in varying degrees of tightness, and have them smooth inside or ribbed. For added realism, buy an anal and a vaginal Fleshlight and swap them over in sequence with the porno.

Most importantly, Fleshlight has now introduced moulded versions of your favourite porn stars' pussies. Yes, they actually used a setting mould to produce an identical replica of each girl's pussy. So now you can literally fuck Raven Riley whilst watching her on screen. Look how good they made it:

Head over to Fleshlight for the standard models including anal Fleshlight, and check out Fleshlight Girls for the unmistakable porn star models.